Feeling a little Beachy


I wanted to go to the state park and lie on the fake beach. I was going to pretend I was at the real beach in Florida. Unfortunately, the sun is not out today. It's cloudy...that pisses me off. I'm trying to enjoy my time off of work but mother nature is just not cooperating.


I cleaned house already. The grass needs cutting but I don't feel like getting all stinky and dirty.


What am I going to do? BORED and BROKE!!!


Maybe I should get in my car and drive 5 hours to the beach and come home when the sun goes down. The only problem with that idea is that I would fall asleep behind the wheel on the way home.


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